ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS


WAY UP NORTH, THERE’S AN ISLAND UP THERE

WHERE THEY PARTY DAY AND NIGHT WITHOUT ANY CARE

AND THE HEAT THEY MAKE FROM THEIR PARTYING FUN

MAKE THAT ISLAND FEEL LIKE IT’S IN CARRIBEAN

SO UP NORTH, ON THIS ISLAND SPOT

NOT A SINGLE FLAKE OF SNOW THIS ISLAND IT GOT

SANDY BEACHES, PALM TREES, LOTS OF TROPICAL FRUIT

WHY YOU CAN PARTY ALL NIGHT JUST IN YOUR BIRTHDAY SUIT

SO YOU ASK, WHERE CAN THIS ISLAND BE

WHERE I CAN PARTY ALL NIGHT WHILE ONLY IN MY SKIVVIES

THIS ISLAND OF FUN I BE SINGING ABOUT

IT’S WHERE ALL THE TOYS GO, THAT SANTA LEAVE OUT

 

ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS

A PLACE FOR THE TOYS THAT DON’T WORK

ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS

LEFT THERE BY SANTA CAUSE HE’S SUCH A JERK

BUT NOW THAT ISLAND PARTY IS HOT

IT’S THE NUMBER ONE PLACE FOR FUN

YEAH, THE MISFITS THEY’VE FINALLY WON

THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS


REMEMBER WHEN, RUDY FOUND THEM TOYS

SENT TO THE ISLAND NOT TO GIRLS AND BOYS

CAUSE SANTA AND ELVES THEY DIDN’T MAKE THE TOYS RIGHT

SO THEY SHIP THEM AWAY ON A DARK FOGGY NIGHT

BUT YOU SEE, RUDY FELT THE SAME

KINDA MISFIT, CAN’T PLAY NO REINDEER GAME

SO HE SHOOK OFF THEIR GLOOM AND TURN THE ISLAND AROUND

WITH HIS JUG OF RUM AND PERCUSSION SOUND

 

ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS

ONCE FOUND ON NO CHRISTMAS LIST

ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS

NOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED THEY GIVING SANTA THE DIS

SANTA AND ELVES THEY WANT TO COME PLAY

BUT THE TOYS WOULD THINK IT SUCH A SIN

TO LET A BAD TOY MAKER IN

THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS

 

BUT NOW IF YOU ARE FEELING QUITE AMISS

WITH YOUR ADHD OR OTHER DIAGNOSIS

THIS ISLAND UP NORTH IS WHERE YOUR FUN CAN BEGIN

CAUSE THEM TOYS LIKE PEOPLE THAT DON’T SEEM TO FIT IN

SO JUST SAIL RIGHT UP TO HER SHORE

AND SHED YOUR PARKA YOU WONT NEED IT NO MORE

CAUSE WITH THEIR KIND OF MUSIC AND DYSFUNCTIONAL FUN

THEIR PARTY GET SO HOT, FEEL LIKE CARIBBEAN

 

ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS

FOR NORTH POLE BI-POLAR FUN

ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS

JUST TAKES A NOTE FROM YOUR SHRINK, THEN YOU’RE WELCOMED ON

IF YOU FEEL YOU WANT TO PARTY RIGHT

THERE’S JUST ONE PLACE TO BEGIN

ANY MISFIT’S GONNA FIT RIGHT IN

THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS

ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS

THAT’S WHERE THEY BE PARTYIN

ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS

WITH DYSFUNCTIONAL ISLAND REGGAE DANCIN

IF YOU FEEL YOU CAN’T DANCE WITH THE WORLD

GET TO THE ISLAND YOU BELONG

WHERE THE MISFITS KEEP DANCIN ON

THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS