COME ON OUT DA CHIMNEY


SANTA CLAUS HE BE HOPPIN ABOUT

FROM CHIMNEY TO CHIMNEY

BUT THERE’S A CHIMNEY HE LEAVE OUT

I KNOW CAUSE IT BELONG TO ME.

I ALWAYS HEAR WITH COOKIES AND MILK

HE REALLY GONNA SHOW HIS FACE

BUT I BEEN SITTING HERE ALL NIGHT LONG

AND STILL GOT EMPTY FIRE PLACE

 

COME ON OUT THE CHIMNEY SANTA CLAUS

COME ON OUT OF THERE RIGHT QUICK

BEEN WAITING UP ALL THE NIGHT NICHOLAS

I’M ABOUT TO THROW A MAJOR FIT

I GOT OUT YOUR COOKIES I GOT OUT YOUR MILK

NOW THE MILK BE GETTING KIND OF WARM

COME ON OUT OF CHIMNEY SANTA CLAUS

AIN’T YOU GONNA MAKE IT TO ME HOME!

 

SO AFTER SITTING HERE ALL NIGHT LONG

I’M STARTIN TO BE GETTING PISSED

BE THE SAME STORY HERE EVERY YEAR

THE CARIBBEAN HE GONNA MISS

MAYBE THE HEAT, SANTA HE NO LIKE

SO ISLANDS WONT BE ON HIS ROUTE

NO AIR-CONDITIONING AINT NO TREAT

GONNA BRING HIM SO AGAIN I SHOUT

HEY!

 

COME ON OUT THE CHIMNEY SANTA CLAUS

COME ON OUT OF THERE RIGHT QUICK

BEEN WAITING UP ALL THE NIGHT NICHOLAS

I’M ABOUT TO THROW A MAJOR FIT

I GOT OUT YOUR COOKIES I GOT OUT YOUR MILK

NOW THE MILK BE GETTING KIND OF WARM

COME ON OUT OF CHIMNEY SANTA CLAUS

AIN’T YOU GONNA MAKE IT TO ME HOME!

 

SO I EAT UP HIS COOKIES BECAUSE

I KNOW THAT SANTA HE WONT COME

I CHOOSE TO THROW OUT THE WARM MILK INSTEAD

I’M GONNA WASH IT DOWN WITH RUM

I GO TO THE KITCHEN AND GRAB A GLASS

AND PICK ME FAVORITE RUM OF CHOICE

BEFORE I CAN POUR ME A SINGLE DROP

I HEAR IN LIVING ROOM A NOISE


I POKE OUT ME HEAD TAKE A LOOK

AND OH TO MY SURPRISE I SEE

SANTA CLAUS KICKING OFF SOOT

FROM COMING OUT OF CHIMNEY


WELL IT’S ABOUT TIME SANTA.  WHAT’S THAT YOU WANT?  OH!

 

HE COME ON OUT THE CHIMNEY, SANTA CLAUS

HE COME ON OUT OF THERE RIGHT QUICK

ONCE I OPENED UP ME ISLAND RUM

THAT MUST BE WHAT DID THE TRICK

IT NO BE THE COOKIES IT NO BE THE MILK

TO BRING HIM TO CARIBBEAN

IF I WANT TO SEE OL SANTA CLAUS

I GOTTA GET A BOTTLE RUM

IT NO BE THE COOKIES IT NO BE THE MILK

TO BRING HIM TO CARIBBEAN

IF I WANT TO SEE OL SANTA CLAUS

I GOTTA GET A BOTTLE RUM


OH IF YOU WANT TO SEE OL SANTA CLAUS

YOU BETTER GET A BOTTLE

I SAY, BETTER GET A BOTTLE

YEAH  YOU’D BETTER GET A BOTTLE OF…. RUM