RUDOLPH

RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER YOU KNOW HE BE HAVIN FUN
THATS HOW HE GOT THAT RED NOSE FROM DRINKIN TOO MUCH RUM


SO THEN ONE DAY SANTA HE SAY, YOU DRUNK REINDEER
NO WAY YOU BE FLYIN NOT WHILE YOU’RE DRINKIN HERE
ALSO THE OTHER REINDEER THEY SAY THAT YOU NO PLAY
NO REINDEER GAME FOR YOU MON NOT TIL YOU JOIN AA
SO THEN POOR OL RUDOLPH HE SAY THATS IT I’M GONE
I’LL GO WHERE THEY’RE NOT UPTIGHT I’LL GO DOWN TO CARIBBEAN

SO RUDY PACK HIS BAGS
WITH SUN SCREEN AND SWIM TRUNK
HE HATE TO LEAVE THE GANG
BUT THEY WON’T LET HIM GET DRUNK
HE LIKE THAT ISLAND RUM
BUT HE’LL MISS DELIVERING TOYS
TO ALL THE HOUSES FILLED WITH…
GOOD LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS

OH THEN COME PROVIDENCE SOMETHING UNFORSEEN
GREAT BIG FOG BREWIN AND LOOKING MIGHTY MEAN
SO RUDY HE FLY BACK TO WARN OF UGLY SKY
BUT ONCE HE GET BACK HOME HE REALLY START TO CRY
SEE, BACK AT THAT NORTH POLE SANTA AND ELVES THEY PLAY
THEY THROWING GREAT BIG PARTY CAUSE OL’ RUDY GO AWAY

OH THEN COME FOGGY EVE
EVE OF CHRISTMAS DAY
SANTA’S TURN TO CRY
HE SAY WE NO FLY NO WAY
WHAT WE GONNA DO
WITH ALL THESE PRESENTS HERE
THEN ELVES GET PLAN FOR SANTA…
WE USE NOSE OF DRUNK REINDEER

SO RUDY HE SAY SANTA WHY SHOULD I LIGHT YOUR WAY
WHEN YOU AN ALL THESE REINDEER TAKE ALL ME DRINK AWAY
SANTA SAY HE SORRY HE GIVE BACK ALL RUDY'S BOOZE
HE SAY LIGHT UP THAT RED NOSE MON WE AINT GOT TIME TO LOOSE
SO RUDY TAKE SOME SHOTS SOME WHISKEY AND SOME RUM
HE SAY, BUT SANTA WHEN WE FINISH LET’S GO DOWN TO CARIBBEAN

AND ONCE THEY DROPPED THAT GIFT
THE LAST THAT CHRISTMAS FLIGHT
THEY TURNED FOR CARIBBEAN
SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
AND TO ALL GOOD NIGHT